National Lampoon Sports Minute (or So)

National Lampoon

By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy and Chris Strait

Tiger Woods says he still loves his wife very much. And he wants his three iron back.

The New York Knicks have cleared enough salary cap room to acquire LeBron James. Now all they have to do is give him a team worth joining.

Wizards GM Ernie Grunfeld has said that Gilbert Arenas will stay in Washington. Because his ankle bracelet beeps every time he tries to leave.

The New Jersey Nets reached a deal to move their regular-season games to Newark’s Prudential Center. Because if there’s one thing the Nets need, it’s Newark.

And a group of football fans recently made a replica of the Vince Lombardi trophy out of bacon. Which might be the healthiest thing they’ve done all season.

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