June 1, 2020

Cop Shop celebrates a month of piss

On Sunday, Feb. 18 at 1:50 p.m., a Campus Police officer observed a male walking with his female companion near the Decker Hall mail room.

As the officer watched, the male began to urinate on the corner of a nearby building. The officer then approached him and asked for identification. As he did so, the male apologized and explained that he “really had to go to the bathroom, really bad.”

He was issued a summons for urinating in public.


A Campus Police officer was dispatched to New Residence Hall on Feb. 18 at 2:10 a.m. after a report of an intoxicated female. Upon arrival he met with a Community Advisor, who said that one of his residents was vomiting. As they climbed the stairwell to find her, the officer made note of vomit on the stairs.

The resident in question explained that she had attended an off-campus party celebrating the production of “The Vagina Monologues” where she drank beer and vodka. After Lion’s EMS arrived to treat her, she was issued a summons for underage consumption of alcoholic beverages.


On Feb. 18, a Campus Police officer went to Centennial Hall after a report of an intoxicated female. There he met with residential staff and Lion’s EMS, who told him that the resident had vomited in the hallway and in the bathroom before passing out in her room.

The officer knocked on her door loudly, but heard no response from inside. He then entered the room to check on her.

She was unresponsive when questioned about her condition and whether she had been drinking. When she woke up, she was disoriented and her speech was slurred as she answered questions.

She also smelled strongly of alcohol. She admitted to the officer that she had been drinking rum. Eventually she was unable to sit upright and became less responsive to questioning.

She was transported to the hospital and a summons for underage possession and consumption of alcoholic beverages was written to be issued later.


Lion’s EMS and a Campus Police officer were sent to the basement lobby of Wolfe Hall on Friday, Feb. 17 at 11:25 p.m. after a report of an unconscious person. When the officer arrived on the scene, Lion’s EMS was already there and a female student was sitting on the floor with a brown fluid that appeared to be vomit on her shirt and pants. Her voice was slurred and she smelled of alcohol.

After admitting that she had rum at an off-campus party, she was issued a summons for underage possession of alcoholic beverages.


An employee of the office of Occupational and Environmental Services reported a case of criminal mischief on Wednesday, Feb. 21 at 9:35 a.m. He told a Campus Police officer that between 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 18 and the time of his report, someone had sprayed a fire extinguisher onto the floor of the Norsworthy Hall basement lounge.

There is no further information at this time.

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